Trump’s trial keeps making history,” said Seth Meyers on Wednesday’s Late Night. The New York-based trial is the first-ever criminal trial of an ex-president and the first time an ex-president has been found in contempt and threatened with jail time.
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“And now it's also the first time an ex-president has gone face to face with a porn star he had an affair with while she describes the position they were in, the silk pajamas he was wearing and the magazine she spanked him on the ass with,” Meyers said.
How are they going to teach this era of history in high school?” I have wondered. “They can't say most of the words! “A frazzled gym teacher will have to cover it in sex ed.”
And that was keeping things “very basic,” as Judge Juan Merchan instructed Stormy Daniels to omit any “descriptions of genitalia.”
“I had two different simultaneous reactions when I heard this: thank God and why not?” Meyers said. “Because when someone says ‘we’ are going to talk about his genitalia, but don’t worry we won’t get into specifics, it’s impossible to not think ‘well, what are the specifics’?
“I really don't want to hear about Donald Trump's weird penis, but also I kinda want him to have to hear it?” I have continued. “Someone reading a description of your weird penis in court sounds like dream you'd have after eating a hot pocket you found on the train.”